Sick Tingz

Hey everybody!!

Sorry I haven’t posted in a while, I’ve just been busy with exams and whatnot. 

So…I’m guessing a lot of you guys like music. Well how about making music? How about xylophones? Do you like those? Well good..then you’ll enjoy this. 

I don’t know what it’s called but I’ve been playing with it for a good 20 minutes now. All you do is press the squares and make some music! 

Hey everyone!!!

It’s almost Friday, yay! 

Do you guys remember a few months ago that really funny email about that guy trying to pay off his library fines using a picture of a seven-legged spider?

Well, the guy who wrote that is just in a world full of complaints. Not from the library this time though…from his own  super tenant. Apparently he was mailed a notification from her informing him that theres been a complaint about his “dogs.” Anyways, I’ll let you guys read, cause its pretty funny. Although, I did giggle a little more at the land lords last email.

The ducks in the bathroom are not mine! 

How the Sick Tingz family spends their Fridays.

Hey everybody!!!

K, so I know that yesterday I told you guys that I love The Strokes. But I’m gonna tell you something that I will always love even more than The Strokes no matter what, and that thing is food. Everyone loves food, but I am just insane when it comes to it! I swear I’m a morbidly obese person trapped in the body of a 5 foot tall, 110 pound girl. I could eat and eat all day and night and be happy the whole way through. Unfortunately though, my family cannot financially support those types of eating habits so instead I use this to curb my craving.

It’s called this is why you’re fat. It’s a site devoted to posting disgustingly delicious food that people actually make and eat. I drool every time I go there.

Donut fries with strawberry jelly and vanilla icing to dip. I would devour that!

Hey everybody!!!

You like movies right? I like them. Sometimes. I hate going to the theatre though. On top of the sticky floor, the overpriced food ($10 for a small drink, NOT exaggerating) and the chance of someone’s cellphone ringing at a really important part to the tune of “Soulja Boy” (75% chance) you also have to deal with having to pee at parts that may or may not be really vital to the story line!

So, although I unfortunately can’t help you with the first 3, I can help you with the peeing part…

How you may ask?

This way

It’s called RunPee. It will tell you which parts in the movie you can afford to miss in order to relieve yourself of that $10 drink you just bought. 

Hey everybody!!!

I don’t know about you guys, but I am a texting junkie. At the end of the month, when I get my phone bill, on average I spend about $1 on using the actual phone part and about $88 on going over my texting plan which includes about 5000 texts already. All in all, I’m in a happy place with this addiction. 

Anyways! I’m not just going on about pointless stuff for no reason…

texts from last night

Like most of what I post, the name is pretty self explanatory. It’s a site dedicated to really random texts mostly about awkward sexual encounters. Well not really…

Crackberry

Good morning everybody!!

Its Friday! Woo!

My friend asked me a question the other day which I’m still thinking about… you know the restaurant TGIF (Thank God It’s Friday)? Are they only open on Fridays? Or better yet… do we even have a TGIF in Canada? Or is it an American thing?

Anyways.. besides the point.
Have you ever been on the subway, or on a busy street, and heard the most ridiculous conversations? I have… something about tuna salad and a foot fetish…
Well for those of you who have not, or those who are all too familiar with it, you will enjoy this

Its called Overheard in New York and its pretty much just that. Conversations and things that others have overheard throughout the busy city that apparently never sleeps. Which is a lie. Unless everyone there is some sort of vampire. 

Anyways, if you’re thinking Oh no! I have overheard something hilarious but I do not live in New York! Then have no fear! I’ve got you covered!

This is Overheard Everywhere for those of you who want to share in the hilarity of eavesdropping all over the world. There is even stuff from good ol’ Toronto. 

MILF.